Interviewer, immediately after someone finishes a race in the Olympics:

How did you feel about your performance?
The athlete:

I just *gasps for air* I really feel like *panting* um I tried my hardest *deep inhale*

tatooime:

some people believe that being bi is 50% straight and 50% gay, but in fact it’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

gomu-gomu-no-life:

dggeoff:
ibeggedformercytwice:
ibeggedformercytwice:
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
Oh bother.
im deleting this fucking website
It took me a minute

(Source: astrangertomykin)

lindsaychrist:

britneylindsayparis:
rexhasta420:
you know he’s dead
This is too good
i would kill somebody if they did this to me and if i went to court the judge wouldnt convict me because they would probably do the same thing

(Source: fierzz)

(Source: pussysista)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

hi i don't understand. rick commisioned viria to do new art, yet i've seen a lot of the art on the website before? so how is it new?

percyyoulittleshit:

Viria used to do fanart before, back when she was active in the fandom, and someone else used to do the official PJO fan art, that you saw in official PJO stuff like Rick website or some short books. You can still see the old art there (but is gonna be replaced with Viria art after she finish making it)
But now, Rick decided to hire (sounds better than comission) Viria to do the OFFICIAL pjo art that you can see on his website and hopefully in future books (~~OMG ARE WE GONNA GET IT ON THE CAMP HALF BLOOD CONFIDENTIAL BOOK?~~)
Also if you wanted to know what the ex-official art look like:
So we went from this:
to this
AND THEN FINALLY TO THIS:

thatsthat24:

Seeing Your Friend in the Window 👀

(Source: rittie)

18 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain

tai-korczak:

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.
Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.
Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

sailershanty:

reserve:
I hate this post with every fiber of my being
I feel like harrison ford made this post

dprdc:

sinfulangel:
Here’s to all my boys with love handles, stretch marks, ribs that show, who feel they are too big or too small, who feel “unmanly,” who have cellulite, who can’t grow facial hair, who can’t seem to gain weight or lose it, who feel “too short” or wish they looked like a male model. Y'all matter. Love you. 💕
This reassures me very much. :D

sohelpmedun:

please just read the whole thing

(Source: cowardly-trees)

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

rudeandgingerdoctor:
“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”
This is one of my most favourite things ever

(Source: gemmxow)

pyxu:

Puella Magi Madoka Magica (2011)

(Source: first-day-of-summer)

ogress:

daddyslittleoreo666:
thegreenwolf:
gwengrimm:
tinsnip:
yiubum:
imbatman4280:
capricornian:
thesassylorax:
firsttimelady:
lessthangrace:
scientificperfection:
lord-kitschener:
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
I’m not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..
but this is a great pair of boobies.
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.
omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there